THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When a man's stomach is full it makes
no difference whether he is rich or poor
Euripides BC 480-406
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was thinking, weighing in at
a little less than 9 pounds, Turk, that little
chichuachua, is not much of a watch dog. And it
ain't exactly like we live in the suburbs. I
wonder, u think I should hire Bruiser here instead?
Betcha he would make a better watch dog!
Trust me...S' Truth!
So what do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
my dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u052.html
a booster shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u051.html
that parrot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u053.html
while I am out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u054.html
cat position
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
cat vs bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1361.html
3 hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1362.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Car or woman?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd768.html
This letter is being sent to you because we know
that you are critically interested in the condition
of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that
will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt
of this letter, go to the address at the top of the
list and shit on their front lawn. You will not
be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send them to
five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. Add
your name to the letter. You will not get any money or
cheques, but within one week, if this chain is not broken,
there will be 9,126 people shitting on your lawn.
Your reward will come next spring when you will have
one of the greenest,
most beautiful lawns in the neighborhood.
Mrs. Harry Butt - 236 Corn Cob Alley
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind - 475 Diarrhea Way
Mrs. Apple Crop - 1422 Enema Drive
Mrs. Bigger Movement - 89 Rectum Road
Mr. Go More Piles - 741 Hemorrhoid Street
Mr. C. Howie Farts - Whistle Britches Ave.
Mr. & Mrs. Charlie Springer - 2 Suppository Lane
Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizzik - 634 Running Loose Lane
P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Don't
break the chain. One Man didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn.
Best wishes for a greener lawn, and more fun at your lawn parties!!
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A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store
to help him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy
items on his wife's carefully-prepared list, the two
of them returned home with a package of sugar-filled
cookies. "Why in the world did you buy those?" his
wife asked. "You know they aren't good for you!"
"Oh, but don't worry, honey, these cookies have one-third
less calories than usual in them," the husband replied.
The wife looked all over the package but couldn't find any
claim to that fact, so she asked, "What makes you think that?"
"We ate about a third of the box on the way home."
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Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died
Q: What's the room called where enlisted women blow the officers?
A: Headquarters
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BUFFALO BILL
Gopher Hole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32112.htm
Canned Tits
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32113.htm
Clara
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32114.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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