THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Great and good are seldom the same man.
Winston Churchill
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other night, me and the war department was kinda
bored so we decided to take a ride. no particular purpose,
no particular destination, just killin time, right?
So anyways, got going down this road and this sign says.
"Amish Christmas tree display." 12 miles. What the
heck. drove the 12 miles. took a pic of it for you, thot
u would like to see it....
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The Comics
battery love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w001.html
deep enough
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w002.html
topless barber shop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w003.html
a raise at the office
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w004.html
a reminder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a smoking baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1380.html
bungie jumpin challenge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1381.html
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came
upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off
all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open
area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on,
the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his
face rather than his privates.The rabbi replied, "I don't know
about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw
so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but
he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning
"I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and
forth in a handsaw motion.The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls
down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor
gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "
What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"
The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming
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Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country
road. "I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going
to pull the old 'out of gas' routine."
"No," said Fred, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine."
"The 'here after' routine? What's that?" she wanted to know.
"If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after
I'm gone!" he replied.
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"This hotel stinks!" a guest complained when he showed up at the
front desk to check out.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!"
I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later,
a couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their
stay was."Terrible!" they said. "The guy in the next room was snoring so
loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him
up!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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