THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The trouble with the rat race is that
even if you win, you're still a rat."
~Lily Tomlin
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
The investigative reports bureau of
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The succesors to the empire of technology
left behind in recent days By Steve, J.
you know Apple? Yep. well, apple was ready
to announce another product
but they changed their mind...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
peanuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u031.html
give it to me straight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u032.html
Rapunzel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u033.html
tweet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u034.html
a hi tech bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a talented girl!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1353.html
wasn't alone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1354.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
mind your own business
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd766.html
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was
repeated each time they made Love, for more than
40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other incidentals that She needed. Arriving
home around noon one day, she was Surprised to
find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of
corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be
able to find Another position that paid anywhere
near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were
financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank
book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposit s
and interest totalling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed
him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were
worth over $2 million, And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut
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A Harley rider walked into a drugstore in Waco, Texas,
and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman
he greeted said that she was the only pharmacist, and
as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The biker said that it was something that he would be much
more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The
female assured him that she was completely professional,
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be
confident that she would treat him with the highest level
of professionalism. The biker then agreed and began by saying,
"This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a.... permanent
erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist responded, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length,
and the absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, five
home-cooked dinners a week and $3,000 a month in living expenses."
BUFFFALO BILL
Women Hitchhikers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7825.htm
Workers Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7826.htm
Worse Than Locking Keys In Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/72206.htm
That's All Folks!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
From:
Martin aka the postman
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