The Postman's Corner!
The difference between stupidity and
genius is that genius has its limits.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was driving home the other day and my
route took me through down town and past
the so called "Occupy" protesters here in
our fair city. Back in the day, we did our
thing. We called it "anti establishment".
We protested through our beloved music about
that one fateful war, and we all thought
things would change. We had those groovy
looking peace symbols and we had that cool
underground protest music we listened to,
it was gonna make a difference, right?
That was 40 or 50 years
ago right after Nixon took the whitehouse
and promised that he was gonna change things.
Interesting. couple years ago Obama and his
cronies took the white house too, promising
change. The only thing is? might be different
rhettoric, just saying the same things. and
comin up empty on the change. I noticed the crowds
are a little smaller with the onslaught of
the weather changing. I suppose the only
change we can look forward to is from fall
to winter. oh well
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
can't concentrate
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slow down
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is your girlfriend a blond?
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don't worry
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when mom is really mad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
convinced?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1355.html
too much caffeine?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1356.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
hey buddy, gotta tow strap?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd767.html
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
running up to me in the driveway just jumping
for joy! She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from
all the jumping up and down, told me that she was
pregnant!I knew that she had been trying for a
while so I told her, "That's
great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more." I asked,
"What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one
baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to
Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
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This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know
what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the
word HONDA."
"That's very interesting, I've never heard of anything like that
before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA!"
After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy,
the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of
stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys
farts say, "HONDA."
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist.
After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys
mouth and examines it.
"A-haa!!!!, says the dentist "....I have solved the problem."
"What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc"
The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."
"Yeah....so?", says the guy, "What has that got to do with my
farts?"The dentist replies . . .
"Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
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After a visit to a house of prostitution a man notices
green lumps on his willy, so he goes to his doctor's office.
"This is serious." says the doctor, examing the man's willy.
"You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears ?"
"Yes" says the man, looking horrified.
"Well," says the doctor, "You've got brothel sprouts."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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