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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


It is always a silly thing to give advice,
but to give good advice is fatal.
Oscar Wilde
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Black Friday approaches. Have you got your list
all figgered up? And check this out...stores are
bringing back layaway! that's impressive! Maybe folks
are learning what me and the war department have known
for a long time...if you cannot afford it with cold hard
cash, maybe you shouldn't buy it! such a novel idea these days,
eh? GO FIGGER! anyways, I have been paying close attention and
while I will not be showering her with lots of gifts, I will be
spending the green stuff on one special gift...I'm sure she
will like it!!!


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

basket weaving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v026.html

beating the system
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v027.html

ain't done yet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v028.html

the thing about dogs...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v029.html

face book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v030.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

just for laughs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1379.html

Comedy Illusions of Greg Wood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1378.html

Stanley was getting friendly with the woman at the bar.  She rubbed
up against him and, to her surprise, she felt something thick and
rock hard.  She invited him back to her place and took him into the bedroom.
But when he pulled off his pants, she was shocked to see a foot-long
length of steel pipe between his legs.  "How did you get that?"  she demanded.
Stanley said,  "A couple of months ago my penis began dripping."
She asked,  "So you went to a doctor?"
He said, "No, the doctor was too expensive.  So I called a plumber."
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A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?".
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one........"
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Angry wife to husband, on the phone: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond
necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that
time, and I said, "Baby, it'll be yours one day?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: Yeah I remember that, my love.
Husband: Well, I'm in the pub next to that shop.
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Two fellows were sitting in a bar and the one was complaining about his current
live-in girlfriend. "I'm telling ya Sam, I've about had it with her. She keeps
bringing her work home nite after nite. I'm seriously considering just moving
out and ending the relationship.""Well," replied his buddy, "I can see how that
could indeed be very annoying. But having a girl who's interested in her career is hardly
a reason to break up."
"It is if your girlfriend's a hooker." the first man maintained
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A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding
a long list."Excuse me," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we
still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to
earn a dollar.""Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 


 



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