THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It's not whether you get knocked down.
its whether you get back up
Vince Lombardi
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I awoke in the middle of the night gasping for air.
My oxygen meter was reading about 55 and I knew I had a
problem. And at that level of oxygen, its pretty hard to think
clearly enuff to figger out why. I finally made enuff noise to wake up
the war department. She came downstairs and checked out the oxygen making
machine. Found tubing had come loose and fixed the problem. Son apparently
had walked by the machine and knocked the tube lose. After a couple minutes
things got back to normal once again. Gave me opportunity to remember that it
is good to be surrounded by loved ones who care for you. 2 observations: The war
department is a good woman who does not complain about self sacrificing, and
son is a lot like a bull in a china closet sometimes. But I love em both:)
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
premarrital sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w005.html
when I die
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w006.html
flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w007.html
being honest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w008.html
Little Peter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w009.html
quarter back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Americas Funniest Home Videos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1382.html
Judge Mathis - You're a liar !
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1383.html
Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore.
He was sent to an upstairs room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old
expertly sucked him to the brink of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt.
The whole session lasted less than five minutes.
The john was not happy.
"They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained.
The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully.
"Your face looks familiar."
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There was a Jewish man who did circumcisions on small Jewish baby boys.
He had been doing it for years and all the time collected the foreskins from all the babies.
He had quite a lot, then one day walked past a shop that had the following sign in the window,
"We Can Make Anything Out Of Anything - Just Bring The Material"
So the Jewish man went in and asked them to make a purse from the foreskins he had collected.
He was told to go back in a week's time when it would be ready.
A week later, he returned to the shop to collect the purse.
He complemented the shopkeeper for doing such a fine job and asked how much he owed him.
"$50" said the shopkeeper.
"$50, for such a small purse, you must be joking! How come it's so expensive?"
The shopkeeper replied "Ah, you see this is no ordinary purse...if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase"
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One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I
have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in
town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother
and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered
much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced,
"Diane said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
"Diane is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done
so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained.
"Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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