THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
Plato
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I made a major mistake the other day. I should
have known better. I made the mistake of asking
the war department if she wanted to join me as I
had an appointment to see my pulminologist and she
happened to have the day off. You ever have that
"oh shit" feeling about as soon as certain words come outta
your mouth? Well, she heard em, and it done me in.
Normally a 5 minute affair, "Hi doc"
"How are things going?"
"Good doc, no problems."
"OK come back in 6 months."
Man, the war department, talk about a blabbermouth!!!
Took 45 minutes and three new scrips to get outta that
place! Guys, never bring your war department with you
to the doctor! TRUST ME....S' TRUTH!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
are you sure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v021.html
if you loved me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v022.html
fail safe alert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v023.html
the elderly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v024.html
double feature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
in the cage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1376.html
doggie plays catch with himself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1377.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
match the face
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd770.html
It was the first night for a newly wed couple.
The bride was still a virgin because she is afraid of dicks,
ecially large ones and she's heard all about black men and how well hung they are.
To make his white bride feel at ease, the groom said to the her,
"OK, I am going to go outside and slowly show you my dick through
the door. Stay calm, there is nothing to be afraid."
So he walked out, leaving the door slightly ajar and then stuck
a little bit of his dick through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you?"
She chuckled a little and said, "Nope!"
He then pushed a little more through the gap and again he asked,
"Does that scare you?"
"Nope," she replied.
He pushed some more through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you?"
"Nope," she said laughing.
He then said, "Alright, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now!"
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A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse.
The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before.
Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes.
"You know you were fucking me in the ass, don't you?"
"I wasn't quite sure," replied the man.
"Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex. Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife.
"You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..."
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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