THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the
freedom of thought which they avoid."
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, talk about tired. or what? The other night,
I lay down about 7 pm for a nap...next thing I
know its like 9...Turk is in his cage howling
his head off, the war department is nowhere to be
found, and what is really strange, its broad daylight
outside. I was thoroughly confused. And then it finally
dawned on me, I fell asleep and slept fourteen hours
straight, no interuption. Wow, that was awesome. I
rarely sleep more than a couple hours at a time.
Kind of nice to know how the rest of the world does
it. Almost forgot what a "good nights sleep" felt like.
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v016.html
numbers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v017.html
rough being a penguin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v018.html
life in danger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v019.html
go ahead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
nasty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1374.html
butt cleavage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1375.html
A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied.
"I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.
The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"
So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?"
"Because... she won't have sex during meal times!"
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Beer ~vs~ Pussy
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
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How To Ask A Man To Do Something
Always remember these five important rules when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
1a. Then give him a Blow Job
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three, or four hours, max.
3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A blow job will usually do just fine.
Or, offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for
55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes. Or, threaten to not give him a blow job.
BUFFALO BILL
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Been Married To long
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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