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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
buffalo says This morning, across most of the state, hunters donned
orange and red clothes and headed out into the dark to be in their
secret positions by dawn for the opening of hunting season. In
Michigan hundreds of thousands of deer and bear will be harvested
helping curb crop damage, car and deer accidents, spread of diseases
like brucellosis, and allowing the remaining herd enough food to
survive the winter. It generates millions of dollars for the tourism
and
hotel industry and helps farmers through the sale of deer
feed and baits like sugar beets, carrots, turnips, and apples.
All over the state 750,000 well armed civilians, men women and
children are tucked in their beds and sleeping bags waiting for
early morning when they will load up their gear and drive to their
hunting spot. Concealed in a blind watching out over a cornfield or
a bait pile, a half hour before sunrise the shooting will start and
over half will bring home a deer during the season.
Although the use of high tech items such as laser sights and night
scopes are forbidden, in the areas of clothing, transportation,
camping gear, and firearms they are every bit as well equipped as
the armed forces. ( Armor not necessary till the deer learn to
shoot back) For some it is a trip to years past as they hunt in the
same cabin used by their fathers and grandfathers with bunk beds,
outhouse, and a wood stove for heat and cooking and for others it is
custom blinds with gas heat, microwaves, TV with a dish, and cell
phones. The rules for firearms, baiting, and sex of deer that can
be taken vary from county to county. He who shoots the wrong deer
can be open to jail, fines and loss of hunting privileges for years
so one must be careful to know what they are shooting at beforehand,
unlike fishing there is no catch and release. Best of luck to those
out there hunting, and the rest enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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The Sad State Of Penn State
OK, you knew these would be coming...
If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you
call an older guy chasing a young boy?
A Nittany Lion.
BREAKING NEWS:
Jerry Sandusky has attempted to escape police by jumping into the sea...
Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!
You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school
zones.
Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let
out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "So which child
is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9
years sound?"
He replied, "secksy."
It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.
When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I
remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch
of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and
is on course to crash. ..
Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I
wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When
asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky
was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a
ventriloquist:
He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.
How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare.
I sent my kid to Penn State to become a Tight End, but when he came back
he was a Wide Receiver.
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The night before their marriage, Jerry called on his innocent
bride-to-be at her apartment. "There's nothing to be nervous about,"
he assured her, "making love is very simple. Tonight I'll
demonstrate first how Cousin Alvin makes love, then how Cousin
Benson makes love, and finally how my Uncle John makes love." The
next morning a telegram arrived: "Thanks for lessons. Have eloped
with your Uncle John."
Jill asks her mother, "Can I go over to Rosey's house and watch the
magic show?" "Whatever do you mean, dear?" "The one she performs. I
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Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get
married next week!" The bride-to-be was ecstatic. "Gee, Jill, don't
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Maureen O'Murrah had taken a Manhattan taxi home from work, since
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the confusion of the short-handed office staff, and hurrying
downstairs to meet the cab, she had left her purse behind.
As the cab pulled up to her apartment building, she was looking
about the seat for her purse when the driver told her the price of
her ride.
In great embarrassment, she said, "Ach. I'm not believin' I did
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sorry, but I'm not havin' the money to pay you just now."
The driver was...well, he was a Manhattan taxi driver. He said,
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Maureen chuckled, and said "Shure, an' it's the poor end of the
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One day Little Johnny got curious about the origin of people
and asked his mother, "Where do white babies come from?"
His mother answered, "The stork."
Little Johnny then asked, "Where do black babies come from?"
His mother replied, "Ravens."
Then he asked, "Where do brown babies come from?"
His mother thought for a moment then said, "From brown pelicans,
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"Where do NO babies come from?" Little Johnny asked.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2016
Zombies Amuck
Katie is wearing a pink chiffon dress and a diamond like tiarra.
Rudy: We are supposed to be Zombies Katie.
Katie: I thought we are in a band called the Zombies.
Val is dressed like a traditional zombie: Look at me Katie, I am
a zombie.
Katie: Ew so gross. I am an uptown zombie I guess.
Sandi with fake blood around her mouth: How can you be an
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Katie: I would party with the rich and famous of course.
Val: Then rip them apart and eat them?
Katie: Oh how gross. No we would watch zombie movies.
Rudy: Sigh, we may have to change characters again.
The herd
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