THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a
man healthy, wealthy, and wise
Bejamin Franklin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Perhaps due to the advice of Benjamin Franklin,
here in the states, most of us observe the
end of daylight savings time and set our Clocks
back an hour on Sunday morning at 2am. The idea
is to take advantage of longer sunlight during the
day in the summer time. Whether it does or does
not has long been a debate down thru the years.
The ancients are said to have observed it mostly
so they did not burn as many candles.
Pappy never worried much about time. Being a farmer,
his day started when the sun rose,
and ended when the sun set. He did carry a pocket
watch tied to his coveralls. But that was only
because it was a present from us kids one year
for Christmas. Personally, I no longer worry much about time.
Gave it up some years ago. I think they call it
retirement. Or perhaps its relying on the war
department to yell at you saying its time
to get up? :) Trust me, S' truth,
'does anybody really care about time?'
Be sure to change your clocks!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
electric blanket
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u046.html
staff meetin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u047.html
excellent point
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u048.html
illegal entry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u049.html
Irene
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
Indian comedian
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1359.html
cop showing off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1360.html
Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
3. You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.
4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.
6. Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
7. A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
8. A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.
9. You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
10. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole
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There was a couple going at it for the first time,
and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her
legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open
your legs a little wider." She does,
then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again,
"Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do;
get your balls in too?"
He says, "No, I'm trying to get them out."
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TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.
2. The puck is always theirs.
3. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
4. It lasts a full hour.
5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
6. Your parents cheer when you score.
7. A two on one or three on one is not uncommon.
8. Periods last only 20 minutes.
9. You can count on hockey twice a week.
10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
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One day the teacher asked the children in class
to give examples of
what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says " It is not good to put a
lit light bulb in one's mouth. "
The teacher says , " That is correct , but why ? "
Little Johnny answers , " I don't know , but my Mom always
tells my Dad , " Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of
how he was going to ask the congregation to come
up with more money than they were expecting for
repairs to the church building.. Therefore, he
was annoyed to find that the regular organist was
sick and a substitute had been brought in at the
last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently.
"But, you'll have to think of something to play
after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said,
"Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty;
the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected
and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge
$100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played
"The Star Spangled Banner.."
And that is how the substitute became the
regular organist!
Buffalo Bill
Camping
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32110.htm
I'm No Drive In Bank
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32111.htm
Gopher Hole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32112.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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