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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


Courage is the discovery that you may
not win, and trying when
you know you can lose."


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THE COMICS

get ready
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v006.html

misunderstood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v007.html

sectional
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v008.html

perfect wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v009.html

I'm from the govt.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Simpsons (the) - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1369.html

Happy tree friends-Eye Candy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1370.html


A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.  He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and asks, "What the hell
you gonna do with that?  There ain't no water deep enough to float a
boat within seventy miles of here."
Her husband says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
Several days later, his brother came over to visit.  He sees the wife
and asks where his brother is.  She says, "He's out there in his bass
boat," pointing to the field behind the house.
His brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother, sitting
in a fishing boat, with a rod in his hand, down in the middle of a
big field.  He yells out to the brother, "What the hell are you
doing?"
He replies "I'm fishin'.  What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"
he brother yells back at him, "It's people like you that give folks
from Arkansas a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid.  If I
could only swim, I'd come out thar an' kick your ass."
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Jill:    Do you know the difference between a man and an umbrella?
Lee:     Uh, uh.
Jill:    Well Lee, you better find out before you get under one.
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Four guys are driving across country together: one from Idaho, one
from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York.
A short way down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes
from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "We have so many of these things in Idaho
they're lying around on the ground. I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins pulling ears
of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks, "What are you doing that for?"
The Nebraskan replies, "We have so many of these things in Nebraska,
I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and
pushes the New Yorker out.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 



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