THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Better to have an enemy that openly hates you
than a friend who puts you down secretly
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Did you hear about the new 2012 Ford?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
not long
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u041.html
people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u042.html
water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u043.html
Mr. Migraine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u044.html
by the way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
gotta go out?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1357.html
animal theft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1358.html
There was this man in a mental hospital. All
day he would put his ear to the wall and listen.
The doctor would watch this guy do this day
after day.So the doctor finally decided to see
what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear
up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
So he turned to the mental patient and said,
"I don't hear anything." The mental patient said,
"Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get
another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said
that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to
be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around
and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die
you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said,
"You're obviously not listening".
BUFFALO BILL
Simmons
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90901.htm
Poor Mailman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90902.htm
Cute Doctor
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90903.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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