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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

OOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, the Tday approaches. What are you doing to celebrate?
For us Americans, most of us will sit down to a big table laden
with good food and the bounty of a nation blessed with plenty.
Officially, it is a day to count our blessings and be thankful.
But mostly we Americans just sit around on Thursday, pig out on
good food, and watch football and parades. Are
relatives coming in? if that is the case, you might spend most of
Wednesday night up and cooking and rattling around in the kitchen.
Or are you going to relatives? that means travel. Me and the war department
are staying here where a large number of the clan will be gathering
at our house. So we are responsible for most of the spread, although
everyone will bring something Grandpa does baked beans, Aunt Beth will
probably bring the brocolli cheese bake casserole. and so on.This is rather
unusual because in over 30 years me and her have hosted the feast maybe
only 3 or 4 times. That is because we are a couple hours further away
from everybody. So, I do not mind not having the drive this time.
Oh and by the way, don't wait for me on Thursday, I'm taking that day
off so I'll take this moment to wish everyone...
HAPPY THANKSGIVJNG!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

a coincidence
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v031.html

real men do not cry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v032.html

my job sux
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v033.html

suffering
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v034.html

the proctology office
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v035.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Green Side of the Grass (NEW comical
song/video about aging!) AGING SONG
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1384.html

Family Guy - Prostate Exam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1385.html

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POWER POINT DISPLAY

with affection
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd771.html



One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques
decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the
beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires. He immediately
got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room.
There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way. She immediately
reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested.
On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he
committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered
look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl,
bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K."
"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must
have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!"
After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and
exclaimed, "CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her cunscent on my fingers,
cunscent on my mustache hi got her cunscent everywhere!!!
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.
He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".
"I can't," replies the blonde, "this chair's got arms."
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.
The brunette's word was quizzical.
The redhead's word was photosynthesis.
The blonde's word was dick.
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One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided
to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very
pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires. He immediately got up, ran to her,
grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her
and then sent the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police
and Jacques was arrested. On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the
nature of the crime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge
with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de
pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K."
"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have
her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!"
After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed,
"CUNSCENT!!! Hi got her cunscent!!! Hi got her cunscent on my fingers, cunscent on my
mustache hi got her cunscent everywhere!!!
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One day a man was eating dinner at his girlfriend's parents. The dog was under his
chair and it barked while he was holding in a fart; this startled the man and caused him
to rip a small fart. The mom said, "Fido!", since the dog was receiving the blame he decided
to rip a huge one, again the mother said, "Fido! Go Away!" Seeing as the dog was continuing
to receive the blame he let out a wet, loud, and/or possibly deafening fart.
Then his girlfriend said, "Fido, you heard mom, leave before he shits on you!"


THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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