THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Advice is what we ask for when we already
know the answer but wish we didn't.
— Erica Jong
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Today, I make a conscious choice to be happy.
Remember that when your eyes are open to it, happiness comes
through doors you didn't even know you left open.
"The fact that we all have the right to pursue a productive,
fulfilling life. I know that my happiness is
not dependent on another person, another place or another
thing. I am aware that we all have the
ability to change if we choose to do so. What I try to keep
in mind while I am in the process of
discovering myself is to smell the roses along the way.
then I have less worry, I have more happy. :)" -
S. E. Cubel
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
adjustable chair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v011.html
s change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v012.html
a good shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v013.html
everyone wants it fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v014.html
a lost ring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
freedom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1371.html
that what i call it talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1372.html
Mrs. Brown's Dirty Call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1373.html
A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed,
"howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas,
Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to
th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed
him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him,
"howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.
Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of
mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
The little fellow turned to him, "well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael
O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm white from the
top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for me rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N
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A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her class the
difference between singular and plural. She said, "What do you call
it if one woman looks out a window?" Charlotte said, "Singular." The
teacher said, "That's right Charlotte. Now, what do you call it if
three women are looking out of a window?" Little Johnny raised his
hand and blurted out, "A whorehouse!"
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He
took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the
bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the
surprise, the man began weeping.
"I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to
bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is, to have a
compulsion like this."
Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before long,
he was suggesting that the man see an analyst about his problem.
"I happen to have the name of a Psychoanalyst," the bartender
said. "My Brother and my Wife have both been treated by him, and
they say he's as good as they get."
The man wrote down the name of the Doctor, thanked the bartender,
and left. The bartender smiled, knowing he'd done a good deed for
a fellow human being.
Six months later, the man was back.
"Did you do what I suggested?" the bartender asked, serving the
glass of white wine.
"I certainly did," the man said. "I've been seeing the
Psychoanalyst twice a week."
He took a sip of the wine. Then he threw the remainder into the
bartender's face.
The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. "The Doctor
doesn't seem to be doing you any good." He sputtered.
"On the contrary," the man claimed, "he's done me a world ofgood."
"But you threw the wine in my face again!" The bartenderexclaimed.
"Yes." The man replied. "But it doesn't embarrass me anymore."
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Buffalo Bill
But I could Be Wrong
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1222.htm
Cabbies Worst Passengers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1223.htm
Candle In The Wind
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1224.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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