THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The average woman would rather
have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My thanks to all who wrote in about
the pics. Many of you have asked for more.
Unfortunately the postman clan just don't do
much in pictures. The printer scanner
broke down not too long ago, and I
never really did figure out how to use that
silly camera and post em online. But its on the
"to do" list so I'll get to it sooner or later:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
ever had trouble with that dreaded red "x"?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v001.html
bank heists
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v002.html
look like an idiot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v003.html
what do you call it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v004.html
big ben
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
muff diver
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1367.html
weather report
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1368.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Time
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A football coach walked into the locker room before
a game, looked overto his star player and said,
"I'm not supposed to let you play since you
failed math, but we need you in there. So, what
I have to do is ask you a math question, and if
you get it right, you can play." The player agreed,
so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked,
"Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer
to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that
he had got it right. Suddenly all the other players
on the team began screaming...,
"Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know
I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex.
Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call
your private place 'the prison' and call my private
thing 'the prisoner.' So what we do is we put the
prisoner in the prison." And then they made love
for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face
up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him,
his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have
to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent
wrapped in each other's arms, the guy reaches for his
cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the
new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive
smile. "Honey," she says, "the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with something like
the unsteady legs of a recently-born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him again and says, "Honey, the prisoner
escaped another time."
Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it's NOT
a life sentence he's serving! HE GOT OUT ON PROBATION!"
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Remembrance Day was coming up, and the nursery school
teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.
"We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be
happy is that, in this country, we are all free."
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of
the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said
"I'm not free!"
Taken aback by the boy's positive attitude, she said,
"well, at your age I will admit that you are not allowed to
do anything you want, but what I meant is that your family
can do anything that is legal.
Now, do you understand that you are free?"
"No -- I'm NOT free," he said looking up defiantly, "I'm four!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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