THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Lot of folks have been asking for a pic.
so here goes...these are only a couple
years old, so they are reasonably close
lol
this one is of me, the war department,
and the motorcycle...
and this one is of the daughter and
Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martinaka the postman
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THE COMICS
wigwam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u061.html
silicone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u062.html
it takes only a minute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u063.html
legacy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u064.html
farmer Brown tries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a runway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1365.html
an Italian girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1366.html
There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand about 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings, football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers, from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches and wile the night away.
We used to go out dining, and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags, come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses from riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs nd drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night and watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is,
and now my tale is told.So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before you're too damned old!
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With my wife, I don't get no respect.
The other night there was a knock on the front door.
My wife told me to hide in the closet.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress
gets their heads out of their asses.
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their
75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to
his wife "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always
bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of
our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been
the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your
answer can not take that all that away. But,.. I must know, did he
have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she
paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting
hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks
"Who?.. Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she
tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then,
finally, she says "You."
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Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends...
Mom: Don't lie!
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?
Son: Yeh... I Think I saw dad
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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