THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"You can't step twice into the same river."
Heraclitus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, the big day is over. Everybody went back home.
Fridge is full of leftovers. I did not test my diabetes
tonite. There was no point. I already knew it was probably
sky high. What with all the junk I consumed. And to top it all
off, daughter went to the store and got me a couple cans of regular
pop instead of diet. I suppose with all that caffein yesterday, I will
probably not sleep for another 48 hours. Had 3 different kinds of pie and then
I. well, forget it. No need to confess all my sins. By the looks of all the
stuff spilling out the doors of the fridge, the war department probably will
not cook for at least 3 years. Either that or Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat
will be in heaven for a while yet, eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
appreciation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w011.html
Bill says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w012.html
buy one for yourself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w013.html
lego
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w014.html
the physics class
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Doritos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1386.html
bending over
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1387.html
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a
bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good
thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love,
the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only
been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities.
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her
husband excited at night by getting totally naked and lying in bed,
putting both legs behind her head yoga style.
The second old woman thought that was a great idea, so that night when her
husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked,
and began the process of putting her two legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic, but she finally got it in place. She had an even
tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she
finally got it behind her head. However she had rocked just a little too hard so
that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air.
It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
BUFFALO BILL
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsdv.htm
OK
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsijj.htm
Oops
http://www.buffaloschips.com/yuiu.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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