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real quick without a problem, right? HARHARHAR!!! Would you believe
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dood with a scraggly beard and I'm driving my old beat up Ford junker
dood with a scraggly beard and I'm driving my old beat up Ford junker
of my daughter's.Its a real sight because when she had it, she had two
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apprently is mildly amused cuz he is grinning as I speak
and explain I only had a birth certificate for identification.
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and explain I only had a birth certificate for identification.
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance .
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She
informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at
maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he
loved her so much....'I too have a problem'. My penis is the same size
as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.'
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!*** Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said,' You told me your penis was the size of an infant!' 'Yes it is....8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!'
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance .
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She
informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at
maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he
loved her so much....'I too have a problem'. My penis is the same size
as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.'
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!*** Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said,' You told me your penis was the size of an infant!' 'Yes it is....8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!'
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
____________
Richard Cooper's hair kept falling out and he
complained to his barber... "That stuff you gave me,"
he cried, "is terrible! You said two bottles of it would
make me hair grow, but nothing's happened."
"I don't understand it," said the barber. "That's the
best hair restorer made."
"Well," said Richard Cooper, "I don't mind *drinking*
another bottle, but it better work!!"
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complained to his barber... "That stuff you gave me,"
he cried, "is terrible! You said two bottles of it would
make me hair grow, but nothing's happened."
"I don't understand it," said the barber. "That's the
best hair restorer made."
"Well," said Richard Cooper, "I don't mind *drinking*
another bottle, but it better work!!"
____________
There were once two cowboys, one from Texas and the
other from Oklahoma, riding the range when suddenly
they came upon a poor sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
Well, the temptation was too much for the Oklahoma
cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and has his
way with the sheep. Upon completing his dirty deed, he
stepped back and asked his buddy from Texas if he
wanted some.
"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped
down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence........
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other from Oklahoma, riding the range when suddenly
they came upon a poor sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
Well, the temptation was too much for the Oklahoma
cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and has his
way with the sheep. Upon completing his dirty deed, he
stepped back and asked his buddy from Texas if he
wanted some.
"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped
down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence.......
____________
Two lesbians walk into a House of Ill Repute. They ask for the
youngest woman in the joint.
The Madame says that she will not allow the youngest girl any
time with them.
The lesbians make the demand again,
"We want the youngest girl here!"
The madam says, "No. I don't serve minors to lickers."
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youngest woman in the joint.
The Madame says that she will not allow the youngest girl any
time with them.
The lesbians make the demand again,
"We want the youngest girl here!"
The madam says, "No. I don't serve minors to lickers."
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HER DIARY:
Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him
if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home,
I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you,
too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made
love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him
if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home,
I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you,
too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made
love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
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HIS DIARY:
Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
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HIS DIARY:
Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
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A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon
in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach.
On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is
an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body
in public asks her whether she would do the same.
The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the
overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of
his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there
naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of
the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman,
each morning the husband would try to persuade
his new wife to copy her and each morning the wife would refuse.
However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try
and enquires of his wife,
"Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit
there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and
walks up to the overweight woman
on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked,
letting the air waft over your pussy?" she
asks, hesitantly."I don't rightly know, replies the woman,
"but it sure keeps the flies off of my watermelon."
in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach.
On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is
an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body
in public asks her whether she would do the same.
The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the
overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of
his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there
naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of
the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman,
each morning the husband would try to persuade
his new wife to copy her and each morning the wife would refuse.
However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try
and enquires of his wife,
"Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit
there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and
walks up to the overweight woman
on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked,
letting the air waft over your pussy?" she
asks, hesitantly."
"but it sure keeps the flies off of my watermelon."
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Have a nice day!
FROM:
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Have a nice day!
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