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In a special state of the union address last night,
President Bush announced a new plan to end the war in Iraq!
He said, "The easiest way to put an end to this war is to
make Iraq our 51st state"!
He went on to site some very good reasons for doing so.
With the war budget totalling a wopping 5.6 million dollars
per month, if Iraq were a state, we could use the money
for food stamps, and every Iraqi man woman and child would
receive 215 dollars a month". He also stated that there were
140,000 Americans there already, so it is perhaps the most
"Americanized nation in the middle east." In fact, the
president insisted that fighting would stop instantly,
since the United States cannot declare war on itself.
G.W. also said the move to make Iraq would save money,
eliminating the need to draw up and Iraqi constitution,
and would be a boost to employment because we would
need to send teachers over there to teach English.
But the most important reason G.W, sited for making
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In a special state of the union address last night,
President Bush announced a new plan to end the war in Iraq!
He said, "The easiest way to put an end to this war is to
make Iraq our 51st state"!
He went on to site some very good reasons for doing so.
With the war budget totalling a wopping 5.6 million dollars
per month, if Iraq were a state, we could use the money
for food stamps, and every Iraqi man woman and child would
receive 215 dollars a month". He also stated that there were
140,000 Americans there already, so it is perhaps the most
"Americanized nation in the middle east." In fact, the
president insisted that fighting would stop instantly,
since the United States cannot declare war on itself.
G.W. also said the move to make Iraq would save money,
eliminating the need to draw up and Iraqi constitution,
and would be a boost to employment because we would
need to send teachers over there to teach English.
But the most important reason G.W, sited for making
Iraq the 51st state? "We don't have any state in the union
that has the letter Q in it, aside from Alabama. We
need another one."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
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One a day a man and his wife were watching their son playing with Army soldiers,
when they heard him say, ''Look daddy the Green
soldiers just blew the Hell out of the Tan soldiers.''
Shocked ed the wife tells the boy to go to his room, and think
about what he just said.A few minutes later the husband says to his wife,
"How about me and you play soldiers
and you can blow the hell out of me?"
____________
and you can blow the hell out of me?"
____________
A young engaged couple were getting some prenuptial counseling
from their Rabbi.
The guy asked, "Is it okay to have sex before the wedding?"
The Rabbi replied, "Not if it delays the ceremony."
________________
The guy asked, "Is it okay to have sex before the wedding?"
The Rabbi replied, "Not if it delays the ceremony."
____________
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard," he says.
"She got in the back seat by mistake."
_________________
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal and even the accelerator!
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard," he says.
"She got in the back seat by mistake."
____________
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Darwin .
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, " Old Timers Bar -
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, " Old Timers Bar -
all drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other, then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis... Shaken,
not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment, then look at each
other... They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
saying "That's 40 cents, please"
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Sydney," the bartender said, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided
to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men The four of them
sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end
of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered
anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of
the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're retired teachers from Brisbane. They're waiting
for happy hour when drinks are half price."
______________
They look at each other, then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis... Shaken,
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other... They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
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saying "That's 40 cents, please"
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Sydney," the bartender said, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided
to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."
Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men The four of them
sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end
of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered
anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of
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The bartender says, "Oh, they're retired teachers from Brisbane. They're waiting
for happy hour when drinks are half price."
____________
Mary: So when my first boyfriend and I broke up, he got really nasty and said,
"Well, I want my class ring back!"
Jill: How childish!
Mary: Yeah! So I said, "Well, I want my virginity back!"
_________________
"Well, I want my class ring back!"
Jill: How childish!
Mary: Yeah! So I said, "Well, I want my virginity back!"
____________
A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand
in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just
about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I
in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just
about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I
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Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you
go behind this hedge."She nods agreement and disappears behind the
hedge. As he waits he can hear
the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and
the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and
imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts
a moment longer, he reaches
a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his
a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his
hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment
finds himself gripping a
long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... Have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."
long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... Have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."
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Have a nice day!
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