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Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked
to be tested for HIV.
The counselor asked, "Both of you?"
"Yes," replied the husband.
When the counselor asked why they felt that they should
be tested at their age, the old man said, "Well, we heard
on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"
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Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked
to be tested for HIV.
The counselor asked, "Both of you?"
"Yes," replied the husband.
When the counselor asked why they felt that they should
be tested at their age, the old man said, "Well, we heard
on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.
remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya sunshine?
there, did ya sunshine?
7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'.
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring
gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time,
he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle
Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After
a while Mick says, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?"
Paddy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his
knees. "Dis'll never do, Mick. Let's row some more."
After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water is
only up to his belly, so they row on.
Again Mick asks Paddy, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?"
Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No dis'll
neva do." The water was only up to his chest.
So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the side and
disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting
himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for
breath."Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?""Aye it 'tis, hand me da shovel."
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gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time,
he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle
Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After
a while Mick says, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?"
Paddy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his
knees. "Dis'll never do, Mick. Let's row some more."
After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water is
only up to his belly, so they row on.
Again Mick asks Paddy, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?"
Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No dis'll
neva do." The water was only up to his chest.
So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the side and
disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting
himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for
breath."Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?""Aye it 'tis, hand me da shovel."
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After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You
were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for
an hour and said nothing."
"Thank you," the visiting preacher replied.
"Yes," she continued. "You did it in fifteen minutes."
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were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for
an hour and said nothing."
"Thank you," the visiting preacher replied.
"Yes," she continued. "You did it in fifteen minutes."
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf
Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing
first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask
him what he was doing.'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated b***s and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.......'
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Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing
first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask
him what he was doing.'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated b***s and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure....
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When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
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"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten
minutes!"
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After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten
minutes!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
Have a nice day!
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