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I have a very important announcement to make.
Today is going to be the last issue of
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER. Yes, that is sad, but I
confess, is true. There is not much I can
do about it either. See, aliens are coming
tonight. They are going to kidnap and abduct all
the good looking and sexy people on earth.
But don't worry, You will be safe.
I'm just writing this to
say good bye.

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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that
she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about
putting an advertisement in the
'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said,
"we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."
"You don't say," said Jill. "Well then,
here's $20 and to hell with
the advertisement!"
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A man and his wife are watching a championship
boxing match on TV.Early in the second round, one
of the fighters goes down for the count.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed.
It was all over in four minutes!"
The wife replies, "Good. Now you know how I feel."
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
sign on top of their car which
said: 'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign
or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'
& lt; /SPAN>'Well, that's a little different,'
the officer smiled . .
'Their sign pertains to religion.'
So the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer
in the area when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest,
he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:
'Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.
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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to
Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he
couldn't return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much
he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he
answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same
question. He asked for two million. "I want to give a
million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other
million for the advancement of medical research." The
last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much
money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's
ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer
asked.The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give
you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the
engineer."
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A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a
nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you.
My fee is eighty dollars an hour."
She says, "How much for all night?"
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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit
to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she
shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
"I know, I know." The doctor said, placing a reassuring hand
on her shoulder, "I get asked all the time. Sex is fine
until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to
know if I can still mow the lawn."
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