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have made it home before 10pm."
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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed
his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask
about it, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible,
ugly suit we've had so long!" "Do you mean that ugly
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we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest
suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his
guide dog bit me."
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his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask
about it, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible,
ugly suit we've had so long!" "Do you mean that ugly
pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.
"That's the one!" That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought
we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest
suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his
guide dog bit me."
____________
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with
murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!", the Judge shouted back to the man, all
the while banging his gavel. He turns to the defendant again and
says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a
shovel.""You damned tightwad!" blurted the spectator again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge after a few more bangs of his gavel,
and then continues, "You are also charged with killing a mailman
with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout when the Judge
thunders back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts
right now, I will hold in contempt!"
So the man answers, "I've lived next to that lying bastard for
ten years now, but do you think he ever had any tools when I
needed to borrow one!"
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murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!", the Judge shouted back to the man, all
the while banging his gavel. He turns to the defendant again and
says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a
shovel.""You damned tightwad!" blurted the spectator again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge after a few more bangs of his gavel,
and then continues, "You are also charged with killing a mailman
with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout when the Judge
thunders back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts
right now, I will hold in contempt!"
So the man answers, "I've lived next to that lying bastard for
ten years now, but do you think he ever had any tools when I
needed to borrow one!"
____________
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the
Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer:
"I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try,
for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your
colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make
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The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked,
"So, what's the catch?"
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Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer:
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for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your
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your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your
parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all
of your friends and law partners."
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked,
"So, what's the catch?"
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Mr. Allen, a high-powered executive trying to impress
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The client was impressed until he heard the
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a client in his office, flipped on his intercom switch
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The client was impressed until he heard the
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A little old lady goes into the store to do some
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toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store
manager, "but can you explain the differences in all
these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out
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He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft,
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a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey!
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"Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it
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shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of
toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store
manager, "but can you explain the differences in all
these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out
one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's
$1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing
to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No
Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about
a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey!
I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I
call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it
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FROM:
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