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she is gone, I often decide to make a batch. Anyways to make
a long story short, I got home, started doing laundry and had discovered,
a long story short, I got home, started doing laundry and had discovered,
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Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about
this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for
the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to
Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
'No sir - that's the end of the lineup!'
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this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for
the gynecologist'
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to
Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
'No sir - that's the end of the lineup!'
____________
The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office.
"On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer.
On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He wants sex every night,
front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! - It hurts like buggery!"
The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition," ."File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his dick!"
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"On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer.
On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He wants sex every night,
front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! - It hurts like buggery!"
The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition," ."File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his dick!"
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Sitting at the kitchen table after dinner one night, my son-in-law was telling
us that he'd finished his training for volunteer firefighting and was showing us
his beeper. As he spoke, the beeper let out a shrill "there's a fire" message.
Bryan nearly jumped over the table getting to the door.
We watched him as he raced for the car and sped up the block to the fire hall.
"It's wonderful to know our firemen are trained to respond instantly,"
I said to my daughter. "I didn't know Bryan could move so fast."
"I hate to burst your bubble, Mom," she replied, "but the first guy there gets to
us that he'd finished his training for volunteer firefighting and was showing us
his beeper. As he spoke, the beeper let out a shrill "there's a fire" message.
Bryan nearly jumped over the table getting to the door.
We watched him as he raced for the car and sped up the block to the fire hall.
"It's wonderful to know our firemen are trained to respond instantly,"
I said to my daughter. "I didn't know Bryan could move so fast."
"I hate to burst your bubble, Mom," she replied, "but the first guy there gets to
drive the truck."
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Mary: I used to call my last live-in "Head Hunter."
Jill: Oh, was that because of his business tactics?
Mary: No! It was because he was always looking for some way to get me to
Jill: Oh, was that because of his business tactics?
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Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one.
"No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for.
I forget where I have filed them."
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"No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for.
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The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and
board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to
bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He decided to have his way with her, he finished and rolled over and
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to
bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He decided to have his way with her, he finished and rolled over and
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"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today.
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"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
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The teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goes bitching to
Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and notices Little Johnny fucking a goat in the yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son! He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in the yard!"
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Have a nice day!
FROM:
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Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and notices Little Johnny fucking a goat in the yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son! He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in the yard!"
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Have a nice day!
FROM:
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