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"While it might be considered somewhat, er, shall we say 'outre',"
the physician told the inquiring husband. "I don't see any real harm
from your wife's night-creaming her genital area with various
whipped edible varieties." "But Doc !!!" the man persisted.
the physician told the inquiring husband. "I don't see any real harm
from your wife's night-creaming her genital area with various
whipped edible varieties." "But Doc !!!" the man persisted.
"I'm already 30 pounds overweight."
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Q: What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
A: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.
Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart
and half as expensive every 18 months.
Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart
and half as expensive every 18 months.
In a cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow - one person was
pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns Š underneath
was a lawyer milking the cow.
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pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns Š underneath
was a lawyer milking the cow.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Every weekend before she went out on a date, the young girl was told
by her mother, "Remember, dear. When he tries to touch you a certain
way, a girl's best friends are her legs." Much to her mother's
dismay, however, several weeks later her daughter announced that she
was pregnant. "What! How did it happen? Didn't I tell you that your
best friends are your legs?" "You did, Mama," she replied. "But there
comes a time when even best friends must part."
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by her mother, "Remember, dear. When he tries to touch you a certain
way, a girl's best friends are her legs." Much to her mother's
dismay, however, several weeks later her daughter announced that she
was pregnant. "What! How did it happen? Didn't I tell you that your
best friends are your legs?" "You did, Mama," she replied. "But there
comes a time when even best friends must part."
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Dan Rather is interviewing Monica and said, "Monica,
this trouble will pass and you're still young and have
a future in front of you. What would you like to do with
the rest of your life?"
Monica said, "Well, Dan, I have thought of going back to school."
Dan said, "That is a great idea. What would you like
to be?"Monica said, "I would like to be a doctor."
Dan laughed and said, "You can never be a doctor... You
sucked as an intern."
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this trouble will pass and you're still young and have
a future in front of you. What would you like to do with
the rest of your life?"
Monica said, "Well, Dan, I have thought of going back to school."
Dan said, "That is a great idea. What would you like
to be?"Monica said, "I would like to be a doctor."
Dan laughed and said, "You can never be a doctor... You
sucked as an intern."
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A salesman, who is getting ready for his next trip, asks
his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife
instantly asks why? He replies, "Just a reminder if I
want to try something different."
She grabs a bar of soap, drops it into one of his socks,
swings it in theair, and WHAM! swings it up between his
balls... After much pain, and gathering his composure,
he asks, "Why the hell did you do that?"
She replies, "Just a reminder if you want to try some-
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