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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
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Nina meets Rosey as she is coming out of the butcher store.
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Rosey is in a huff. "Hey Rosey, whats the matter?"
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"So what did he give you?"
"Cherry Jello."
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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree
stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,
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Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree
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He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
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My partner and I were watching
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While we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?'
'No!' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said,
'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
While we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?'
'No!' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said,
'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
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Jill: Have you seen Jan lately?
Mary: No, why?
Jill: Well, she's gained some weight.
Mary: Oh! How much?
Jill: Well, let's put it this way. The cheeks of her ass would have
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Mary: No, why?
Jill: Well, she's gained some weight.
Mary: Oh! How much?
Jill: Well, let's put it this way. The cheeks of her ass would have
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The Socialite telephoned her son-in-law and was berating him for the
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The man replied, "And you my dear Mother Johnson obviously don't appreciate
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"You obviously don't appreciate the difference between a woman of breeding
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