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There is a new word in the English language! Yep! With current economic trends showing population movements going from north and south, a recent study shows that last year,no less than 80000 people moved away from our fair state of Michigan. And the new word?Michigration. Yeah, thats it, stands for people moving out of Michigan cuz they can't find work. I'm quite sure you needed to know that, eh? Oh and by the way, remember a few weeks back when I was ranting and venting about the big battle for the balanced budget for the state? And remember how I told you that Governor Granholm threatened to shut down
state services if she didn't get her tax increases passed into law? Well, now budget predictions show that 2008 will have a 300 MILLION dollar SURPLUS! 
And she wonders why people are leaving. Go figger.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman


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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops
 showed up.Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and
 halter tops.They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes
 would have matching team colors.
June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs
Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit
 that "forsaking all others" part.
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When I was young and in my prime,
I could get a hard on any old time...
But now that I'm old and my balls are cold
I can't get a hard-on to save my soul
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 With a little keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny... If you see me
without a boner, make me a sandwich..."
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Little Johnny returning home from his first day at
school said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational
theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects
of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, Little Johnny produced an enrollment
form which he had brought home from school and said,
"Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of
hours and were pretty drunk when one notices a beautiful woman sitting
in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance
with that girl." The other replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken shit." So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would you
be so kind as to dance with me." Seeing the man is totally drunk the
woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and
I'd rather sit than dance." So the man humbly returns to his friend. "So what did she say?" he asks. "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather shit in her pants."
 
 
 
 
 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman




 

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