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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one
of his aides nervously approaching him.
"What is it?" sighs the president.
"It's this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Go ahead and pay it," says the president.
____________
Saw a billboard that said:
Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-005-3787
So I did and a Mexican showed up with a tow truck!
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Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-
So I did and a Mexican showed up with a tow truck!
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Gay Man's Motto:
"My body is a temple ... With ample parking in the rear."
"My body is a temple ... With ample parking in the rear."
Q: What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
A: They both use snap-on tools.
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A: They both use snap-on tools.
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A father who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort
with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year
old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like
being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would
take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her father.
'Well,' the father asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with mommy?'
'Oh yes, Daddy' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single
dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'
_________________
with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year
old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like
being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would
take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her father.
'Well,' the father asked, 'did you enjoy your ride with mommy?'
'Oh yes, Daddy' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single
dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'
____________
Mary: It was supposed to be nothing more than a good night kiss,
but He instantly tried to run his hand up under my skirt.
Jill: How forward!
Mary: Exactly! That's why I stopped him, and he said, "Oh, Honey! Am I
the first one ever to do this to you?"
Jill: Oh, please!
Mary: I know! So I said, "I don't know; you haven't done anything yet,
and at this rate you'll never get the chance either!"
_________________
but He instantly tried to run his hand up under my skirt.
Jill: How forward!
Mary: Exactly! That's why I stopped him, and he said, "Oh, Honey! Am I
the first one ever to do this to you?"
Jill: Oh, please!
Mary: I know! So I said, "I don't know; you haven't done anything yet,
and at this rate you'll never get the chance either!"
____________
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and
confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not
know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical,
nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot
give the student an
answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover,
confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not
know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical,
nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot
give the student an
answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover,
which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's
lover an "A", although he
really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
____________________
really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
____________
When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Ann got a
little scared."It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush," and I don't
actually know the first thing about how babies are delivered."
"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that
different from how the baby got started in the first place."
Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a ride in
Charlie's truck?"
__________________
little scared."It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush," and I don't
actually know the first thing about how babies are delivered."
"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that
different from how the baby got started in the first place."
Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a ride in
Charlie's truck?"
____________
Although I am of Chinese descent, I never really learned to speak Chinese.
One evening, I came home boasting about a wonderful meal I'd had in Chinatown.
Unfortunately, I couldn't remember the name of the restaurant but was able to
write the Chinese character that was on the door and show it to my mother.
"Do you know what it says?"
Mom asked with a smile. "It says 'Pull.'"
________________
One evening, I came home boasting about a wonderful meal I'd had in Chinatown.
Unfortunately, I couldn't remember the name of the restaurant but was able to
write the Chinese character that was on the door and show it to my mother.
"Do you know what it says?"
Mom asked with a smile. "It says 'Pull.'"
____________
Italian Mother: "Hello?"
Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"
Italian Mother: "You're going out?"
Daughter: "Yes."
Italian Mother: "With whom?"
Daughter: "With a friend."
Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."
Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"
Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies." Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?"
Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."
Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."
Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"
Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.."
Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your
husband say if he finds out?"
Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered.
From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"
Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"
Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."
Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is
a loser and a parasite."
Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"
Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."
Daughter: "Such a what?"
Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."
Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"
Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"
Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"
Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately."
Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."
Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? " Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"
Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"
Italian Mother: "You're going out?"
Daughter: "Yes."
Italian Mother: "With whom?"
Daughter: "With a friend."
Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."
Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"
Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies." Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?"
Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."
Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."
Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"
Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.."
Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your
husband say if he finds out?"
Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered.
From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"
Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"
Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."
Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is
a loser and a parasite."
Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"
Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."
Daughter: "Such a what?"
Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."
Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"
Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"
Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"
Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately.
Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."
Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? " Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"
Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
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