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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a
long-term client accused of robbery.
After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately."
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long-term client accused of robbery.
After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately.
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Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner,
go to my apartment and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "Great! But I see you haven't changed one bit"
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"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner,
go to my apartment and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "Great! But I see you haven't changed one bit"
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What did Ted Kennedy say to Mary Jo Koepkne when
she asked him if he was going to leave his wife
and live with her?
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it..."
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she asked him if he was going to leave his wife
and live with her?
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it..."
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This guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve-hour
day and collapses in bed.
He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says,
"What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful,
sexy, horny woman lying next to you?"
He replied. "Don't worry honey I'd stay faithful!"
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day and collapses in bed.
He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says,
"What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful,
sexy, horny woman lying next to you?"
He replied. "Don't worry honey I'd stay faithful!"
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"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and
get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no you're not."
"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
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get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no you're not."
"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
____________
The young novice nun soon realized that the absence of sex in the
convent was a problem. She confessed to Mother Superior that it was
unhealthy and she was restless. "Comfort yourself with a candle," she
was advised. "I've tried that," she said, "But you get tired of the
same thing wick in and wick out."
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convent was a problem. She confessed to Mother Superior that it was
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was advised. "I've tried that," she said, "But you get tired of the
same thing wick in and wick out."
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FROM:
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