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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a
long-term client accused of robbery.
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Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
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Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
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"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and
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