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One hundred and fifty years ago,President Lincoln
found it necessary to hire a private investigator,
Alan Pinkerton,for protection.That was the beginning
of the Secret Service.Since that time,the federal
government has produced a  large number of multi-letter
agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS,DEA,  BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport
Security Service."
Can't you just see them now, these 'highly trained' men
and women in their black outfits with jackets saying
across the  backs:  F.A.T.A.S.S.
The FATASSes are of course supervised by a special
section of the Homeland Security Section known as:
Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
I feel safer already, don't  you?

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Military analysts issued security warnings today which raised the
terrorist alert level to amber. Special intelligence reports
suggest that Al quaida may be preparing for an attack with
poisonous chemicals...


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!

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who let the dogs out
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anxiety
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some people have too much time on their hands
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THE COMICS

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Chippy the squirrel
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my wife
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the internet is useless
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THE JOKES

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for 
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she 
sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You 
have been with me all through the bad times.
"When I got fired, you were there to support me."
"When my business failed, you were there."
"When I got shot, you were by my side."
"When we lost the house, you stayed right here."
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know  what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
_____________________

Troy had finally made it to his doctor's office for a long overdue appointment.
"Well, Troy," the scowling doctor said, "I see you're well over a month
late for your appointment.
Don't you realize that nervous disorders require prompt and regular
attention. What's your excuse?"
"I was simply following your orders, Doc," Troy replied.
"Following my orders?" the confused doctor said. "What are you going on
about? I gave you no such order."
"You told me to avoid people who irritate me," explained Troy.
_________________

Moses Gets a Computer
"Excuse me, Sir."
"Is that you again, Moses?"
"I'm afraid it is, Sir."
"What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?"
"How did you guess?"
"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot."
"Tell me what you want, Moses."
"But you already know. Remember?"
"Moses!"
"Sorry, Sir."
"Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out."
"Well, I have a question, Sir. You know those 'ten things' you sent me?"
"You mean the Commandments, Moses?"
"That's it. I was wondering if they were important."
"What do you mean 'were important,' Moses? Of course, they're
important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you."
"Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of
course you would see right through that."
"What do you mean 'you lost them'? Are you trying to tell me you
didn't save them, Moses?"
"No, Sir. I forgot."
"You should always save, Moses."
"Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot.
I did send them to some people before I lost them though."
"And did you hear back from any of them?"
"You already know I did. What about the one guy who said he never uses
shalt not'? Can he change the words a little bit?"
"Yes, Moses. As long as he doesn't change the meaning."
"And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh,
and recommended calling them the 'Ten Suggestions,' or letting people
pick one or two to try for a while?"
"Moses, I'll act like I didn't hear that."
"I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming him?"
"I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses."
"Oh, yeah. I E-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that
stuff, and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer."
"And what did he say?"
"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he
might have sent me one of those -- er -- plagues, and that's the reason I
lost those ten things, do you?"
"They're called 'viruses,' Moses."
"Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go
back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and
reading them each day, but at least I never lost them."
"We'll do it the new way, Moses."
"I was afraid you would say that, Sir."
"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"
"You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer."
"It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"
"No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who
knows more about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By
the way, Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"
"No, Moses."
"One other thing. Why didn't you name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,'
because didn't you tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?"
"I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if
you want to."
"Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, sir? I bet some woman
told him to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman who named one
of the computers Apple?"
"Say good night, Moses."
"Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse, and it seems to be
working. Yes, a couple of the 'ten things' have come back."
"Which ones are they, Moses?"
"Let's see. .'Thou shalt not steal from any grave and image'
and...................................
Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbor's wife.'"
"Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets.
_______________

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day
morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in
bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both
sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our
own breakfast."
___________________

Q: What's the difference between a '00's woman and a '90's computer?
A: '00's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

Q: When do you know a man is desperate?
A: When he practices yoga just so he can give himself head.





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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
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