A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, another year has past. I have actually learned a
couple of things in my old age. YES !!! Don't be so
shocked. It is possible, you know. One thing I have
learned after all these years is how useless "diets"
are. I am pretty sure these things are basically the biggest
joke played on mankind in history. Wouldn't life be
much happier and easier to live if we never had to
worry about our waist lines? I have a perfect solution.
I think we should outlaw pants! Think about it! If we
never had pants to wear, we would never have to
worry about em getting too tight. never have to worry
about em going out of style, etc. Bound to make you
happier if you walk around without em. I mean think about
it ...Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat? he walks around
the house with no pants, all day! And you know what?
he NEVER worries about eating too much! YEP... walking
around the house with no pants? sounds like a really
good idea to me. Besides, it may provide motivation
to my adult children moving out of the house,
ya think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
Pauly walks into a bar and says
after her fifth child
A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight
building a barbeque
some definititions
put your money where your mouth is
2 priests died
A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was
having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.
"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the boss.
"Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her."
Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get her
pants down I'm not mad anymore."
Bill: I think that the cute little pharmacist down at the
chemist is stuck up. Bill: Well, I
Doug: Why do you say that?
ask her out every month when I go in to get my herpes and hemorrhoid medicines,
but she just looks at me like I'm a leper or something.
"No, you're not Jesus, so bug off, you're scaring all the fish,"
answered the old fisherman.
"I see thou are full of doubt.
What would thee have me do to show who I am?"
"Walk across the river," he tells Jesus.
So Jesus starts walking across the river.. Next thing,
he sinks and disappears under the water.
After he swims back to shore,
the old man says to him, "There you are, see, you're not Jesus.
You can't walk across water."
Jesus responds, Well, I used to
be able to do it until I got these darned holes in my feet."
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's
best friend.
This goes on for hours.Afterwards, while they're just
laying there, the phone rings. Since it is
the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing herside of the conversation. ...(She is speaking in a cheery voice)?
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful.
I am so happy for you.
That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."?She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful
time he's
having on his fishing trip with you!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
What If the Sun Disappeared Right Now?
Cheating Boss Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
Interview With God
Gas station armed robbery in Twin Falls, Idaho
Gym Douche confronts Powerlifter at the Gym
Harley Davidson Bikini Contest June 23 2018
TRY NOT TO LAUGH - Funny FAILS VINES, Funny Videos Decembar 2018
Dirty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard.
Animation movies - African life, great lesson
Passengers were shocked
Naughty things girls do in bed!
Man caught security video licking doorbell
Ford Mustang Commercial Very Funny!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
getting out of bed
my boss hates it
he needs viagra
the cat was dead
a blonde at the cleaners
biology
was so drunk last night
people sleep differently
reason
a spelling bee
her body hurt wherever she touched it
the greatest challenge in life
before coffee
a laser pointer
if she is honest...
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