welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
*What is LIFE*?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
1. Hospital
2. Prison
3. Cemetery
At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
In the Prison, you'll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is worth nothing. The ground that we
walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
*Sad Truth* : We all come with *nothing* and we will go with *nothing* ...
Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful grateful to God at all times for everything.
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
off her meds again
to build character
after I waste money
Moses
I help people
Bear says
a great fly
excersize
a monster
a whiff
fireflies
girls or guys
peanut butter and beans
self control
if men could get pregnant
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JOKES
You know who's-a George Washington?
The soldiers are tired and lonely
Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
Reaching the end of a job interview
Three doctors are out geese-hunting
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical
A couple returned from their honeymoon
The cavalryman was galloping down the road
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks
You're fired!
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting
You can't take it with you
Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM
The Bank Let Her Check Bounce, So The Grandma Wrote This Letter. Her Answer Is Brilliant!
Hilarious Impressionist Surprises Simon Cowell
Funny Singing Parrot Poncho on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" - 1981
Handyman Corner "Mid-Engine Car"
Tommy Smothers dead-on imitation of Johnny Carson - Jan 1991
Just For Laughs Gags 2011
Funny Cats and Dogs Compilation
68-year-old Matt Dodd gives showstopping performance
Luck Compilation 2015 - BLOW YOUR MIND (Trickshots)
Piano Lessons" Comedy By Chonda Pierce
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a caterpiller
the first five days
drink to forget
sitting on the toilet
amazon thief
constant fear
relatives
marriage advice to single ladies
a car's weakest part
advice
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