Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, for those who asked and wrote in with thots
and prayers for son Nick...Emergency intestinal
surgery to remove adhesians and such ...it went
well and all is apparently successful. We expect
him to be home in a day or two and as good as new.
And for a little side humor that only us baby boomers
will prolley appreciate(ok you millinials can skip this
part)I was cleaning out the desk drawer, know what I
found? my old Blockbuster video card! I got a good laff
outta that one, I was so proud of myself when I first
got it. See, younguns don't remember, but back in the
day, nobody would rent you a video unless
you had a major credit card. I went a long time without
credit cards, and of course, without renting tapes for the
vcr. But finally took the plunge and got me a credit card.
I applied online, and a few days later there it was! The postman
brought it up the walk. And I think the first credit card I
had, I had to pay a yearly fee of like a hunnerd bux a yr or
something. But I digress here. Anyways.,First thing
I did when I got that credit card? I went up to rent
a Blockbuster movie!! They would check you out and if you
passed, they gave you a little store id card that you would
use for the rental. And they would not give you a store id
if you did not posses a major credit card. Wow, times have changed.
You had to have a credit card first, or it was no dice.
(Possibly that may explain why Block Buster is no longer around)
I still laugh about that. First thing I did with my credit card, and
I think the first thing we ever
rented was The Posiedon Adventure. Also, I think it was the only
time I ever went to Block Buster.:) VCR tapes were such a
pain. You always had to rewind them. I had a special
rewind machine that I used instead of rewinding in the vcr
itself. It was sposta save wear and tear on your machine that
way. Get your tape back before 10 pm or you paid a late fee.
You paid another fee if you didn't rewind it. But somehow,
I always seemed to pick one up that the last guy had not
rewound...bummer!!! oh well.
Anyways...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
an airplane company ad
The city of Miami had a rat infestation
our usual Sunday morning church service
q and a
Hank was a not too smart kind of guy
on a tour of Alaska
Hey lady, you are really ugly
How to Place New Employees in The Proper Department
it's my duty to provide you
a heavy set house wife
those your kids
I saw a scary sight
war and history
Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the cops
my ex wife
this is crazy
excersize
cheapest
the first guy
a propeller
kiss the bride
the cycle of fear
talk like an idiot
I have this problem
good start
what is your budget
the perfect man
are you comfortable
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
your food
just before I die
I scream
talk to God
that is how you fix that
you got this
happens to everyone
the rainbow
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Logs to Lumber - An aerial journey through the sawmill
Dog waits for mailman
Hereford bull having fun with new winter bedding
Bill Murray as Rodney Dangerfield's Psychiatrist
Jerry Clower The Last Piece of Chicken
People keep pranking their dogs with this magic trick
Kids Say The Darnedest Things!
Japanese Street Food - $600 GIANT RAINBOW LOBSTER
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