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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Please do remember to take care of yourself
Avoid injuries because spare parts are
no longer readily available. They are
much harder to find these days.
Most of us were models that were
made in the 50s the 60s or the 70s.
That means our warranty period was
long over due. The expiration date?
well don't even talk about when you
expire. So...
take care of your self.
You are a limited edition.

we do hoppe you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

take a while

on facebook

before coffee

stop lying

that hole

no hair

left handed women

what a croc

that road

taste

congratulations

improvise

how does this happen

blank expression

it ain't stupid
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JOKES

possessed by an evil spirit

sex and work

headed to McDonalds

practicing her spelling

common sense and a strong work ethic

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse

There was a redneck who hit every yankee he saw with his truck

Do you believe in life after death

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette

 helicopter lessons

During our computer class

questions women ask

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Armed robbers go after gun store, get shot by owners

Guy's Parking Lot Rage Ends in a Gym Collision

Funny KIDS vs ZOO ANIMALS are WAY FUNNIER! 

Plumber Goes Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

Woman Demonstrates How To Beat Off Two Armed Men

John Witherspoon - Stand-Up Comedian (late 1980s)

Bridge Disney Pixar funny animated short film

Dirty Little Johnny Jokes - Funny Dirty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard

The growing tree / Time lapse Animation

Only a matter of time: The disaster awaiting Pacific Northwest

Messing With The Wrong Old People
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

Gary from the gym

no soliciting

Mercury

danger

new boyfriend

that is scary

the women I slept with

don't die a virgin

the g spot

enjoy life

the doctor's office



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