welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, you ever find yourself wondering if you
are positively ready for the loony bin? Some
days, I have to wonder if there really is a
thing called sanity in this world. And if it is,
where prey tell, did it go to? 'Cuz I am pretty
sure that whatever I had some how vanished a
few years back. And I find myself talking to
myself more often these days. Sometimes, I
realize, hey, I talk to myself more than I
talk to the war department.!!! But you know,I
figure that is ok. Yeah, talking to myself, that
is cool, see, sometimes I just need expert
advice!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
on the pill
the airport
childbirth
illegally ??? huh???
kinky
life
home depot
how we were raised
Martin Luther King Jr.
I forgot
I told you
at night time...
where I come from
allergic to walnuts
told the kids
POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10.Don't take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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JOKES
boss needs help
blondes
field engineering
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center
Women are like apples on trees
the palm reader
their apartment is on fire
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money
leftovers
A pirate walks off his ship
real teachers
real teachers
3 preachers and the telephone repair man
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.
Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting
a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were
playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now
don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a
long time ..but I just can't think of your name! I've thought
and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what
your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three
minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said,
'How soon do you need to know?'
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
10 BADASS MACHINES That Really Exist!
15 Youngest Murderers in the World
Pee Wee Herman - Tequila
Man Show Boy Compilation
Top 10 Famous Penalty Kicks ? Impossible To Forget
My Tie (Cheers) Coach Hilarious
Classical Rock and Roll - 1950
Owl's Unusually Close Friendship With A Cat
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
at my age
my condition
another reason
called in sick today
stop complaining
a high horse
a worried mother
___________________
AND FINALLY...
accept the fact
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