welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FAN!
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why
I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it
could have been two snow men instead.
8:23 The transgender ma . . . wom . . . person asked why I didn't
just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman
wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
8:43 The community equality officer arrived and threatened me with
civil action.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know
the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken
by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching
down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which
we live today and it is going to get worse.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
Doctor Gordon Geezer
A Priest and a Rabbi have been the best of friends for years
You gotta phone number
A curfew was imposed in a small civil-war stricken town
A coke please
God created earth, and it was good.
across the border in Tijuana, Mexico
a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem
his 100th birthday
I dunno much bout art
What's going on
There were three men at a bar.
a man attempted to siphon gasoline
we never missed a game
A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
danger
imagine
yawning
Stevie's selfie
thank you for calling
misjudged
old age
my pool and deck
his very own
me and my therapist
wasted it
daughter wanted a rabbit
the space race
chinese food
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Joyful Great Dane Jumps Out of the Pool To Greet his Dad
Lake Fills up in 2 minutes
Adventures with Bill "Crossbow"
Carmen Calls - Cat Problem
Active Shooter (a short film)
Worst Drivers of 2018
50 Offensive Jokes in 3 Minutes
Hero driver ends high-speed chase through park
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I hate when
real
I am the boss
undress me
admitting when I am wrong
life guard noticed
it is so hard
the reason I wake up
bad news
the new Friday
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