Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Many of you long time readers may remember my stories about
the "trailer park trash transplants" who occupy the
run down house next door? Well in case not, our summers are
filled with multiple loud parties, beer parties, underage
drinking, police raids, and all sorts of ridiculousness
from these folks. Our homes are separated by only about 10 feet.
Now, you want to hear the latest? I knew you would. Now, I am
not wishing to belittle "tree huggers" I believe in the importance
of conservation of natural resources. However, our transplants are
self proclaimed naturists and simply refuse to cut the
shrubbery under any circumstances. They also simply refuse to cut
the lawn until one of us neighbors on the block calls the
City on them. (but I digress here.) Heaven forbid trimming a
branch.!!!!(but apparently smoking a little stink weed now and then?
well uh...never mind) And of course, over the years, a row of scruffy
trees got started just on the inside of their fence line. They
all are on their property. Well they got a scruffy dood out there
with a chain saw who claimed to be a "professional arbourist." He
hacked this, trimmed that. yadda yadda. Now, a week later, the
jokers came over and presented me a bill, for my share of trimming
of the trees! I said, "Sorry, don't pay for other peoples' property."
(All of said trees of course being at least one foot inside of the line.)
And of course, it degenerated to the point of threats and etc.
I pretended to start making a phone call to the police after I not
so politely asked them to get off my front porch. They didn't move
quite so fast for me. But that fake phone call I made did give them
a little motivation. I sort of chuckled after they failed to intimidate
me. Seems they don't like the cops too much after being hauled off
to jail. See, last summer, I looked over through the dining
room window, and saw them smoking a meth pipe at their dining table.
Please note, I realize that your home is your castle and what you do
there is pretty much your own business. But if it is going to be some
thing illegal, buy some window drapes, for god sakes.!!!!!!
But hey, the place over there does look at least a little bit better now.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS: Anybody having trouble opening the issues? My buddy "rr" seems to be
having some lately, Anybody else?
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JOKES
a Scotch with two drops of water
Mprros the farmer and the donkey
a grandma coffee and a little boy
Deep observations on life
on a plane last week, from Chicago to California
My neighbor owes me $500
my son just bought his first car
So, what kind of dog is this
It all felt like five minutes
2 trucks collided
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean
a pet hamster
HIGH-TECH REDNECK
Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
At the Hospital | Funny Clip | Mr. Bean Official
MLB Most Savage Moments
Making Saltwater Taffy at La King's Confectionery on the Historic Strand in Galveston, Texas
People Doing Stupid Things
Robot duck !! My Mom..
The Chaos President Cold Open - SNL
10 of the WEIRDEST Weapons Ever Invented!
Funniest Prank at Movie Theater
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my wife said
hiding
save energy
beware
bicycles
speed limit
if you don't remember her
alarmed
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the remains
I love you
my dog is the third one
may I recommend
while preparing dinner
Moses
escape
a bigger turnout
the Plains
I don't have an ipad
the escalator at the mall
listen to this
stopped watching the news
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