I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
--Albert Einstein
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
60 dollar boxers
hit an animal
a bad day
dreams
all the way home
catnip
mow the lawn
my therapist
an unpaid gig
have to hang up
its complicated
things that keep me up at night
well
a pick up line
an angel
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JOKES
3 foot ball fans
a dying man gathered his lawyers, doctors...and...
3 engineers got on a crowded city bus
what's your name
things I have learned from my children
the end of his penis fell off
I know you are happy
Little Johnny
getting dressed for work one day
some short ones
How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale
1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well
as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast,
because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight.
2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.
3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses.
In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget
the earrings, these things can weigh at least a pound.
4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because
they are always five pounds off...to your advantage, of
course.
5. Always go to the bathroom first.
6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale
lighter. (Waving them is optional but occasionally helps!)
7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've
weighed in, completely naked, of course.
8. Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at
least half a pound of hair (hopefully).
9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the
scale (air has to weigh something, right?)
10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding
onto the towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other
foot on and slowly let off of the rack. Admittedly, this
takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least
two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Texas Oil Explosion
Top 10 Awful Facts About McDonalds
HOW IT'S MADE: Old Hershey's Chocolate
Ozzie Explains Women To Rick
BETTY BOOP: Riding the Rails (1938)
FUNNY DOGS, prepare yourself to CRY WITH LAUGHTER!
Mom Offers Homeless Man Leftover Pizza
45 Life Lessons, Written By 90 Year Old.
16 Inspirational Life Quotes for When Times Are Hard
New York City (NYC), USA - by drone
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
someone unexpected
let go of the past
you're old
power couple
what's for dinner
the dog told me
a noise
five dollars for gas
don't understand
not everyone can read this
in the middle of the civil war
where did it sting you
stop sniffin
crotchless panties
a novice golfer
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