Plants gone potty!: [postmanscorner] THE POSTMAN

THE POSTMAN

So, we are all caught up on sleep, right? We had that extra

hour this weekend? Well that's ok, I don't feel rested either.

I remember that one of my childhood goals was to be an

adult...that way I would not have to take naps! These days?

One of the most boggling contemplations about life for me?

How much time must pass in the morning when you wake up

until it is now time to lay down for a nap? Or, do I really have

to wait till afternoon for a nap? Another question I often consider,

are pants necessary when engaging in naptime? Or perhaps

better said, why do I really need to put pants on when I wale up

in the morning anyways? Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat, he never

wears pants.See, if its ok for him....

Such in depth questions we olde phartes face! I personally

do not care for the response that the war department gives

to any of these questions.

Enjoy the jokes.

The postman

Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar
bragging about who was the badest of the three.The Texan said watch this and yelled at the
barmaid "Hey, barmaid. Bring me a pitcher of beer and get your ass over here".
When the barmaid got there the Texan guzzled down the whole pitcher, laid his hand on the
table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off one of his fingers.She was startled.
The cowboy from Kansas yelled out, "Hey, bitch bring me a beer with a shot of tequila and
get your ass over here with it".Upon the barmaid getting there he drank the beer and tequila
down, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off two fingers.
The barmaid was terrified at this, especially after just witnessing the Texan.
The Oklahoma cowboy spoke out and told the barmaid "Honey, bring me a whole bottle of tequila and hurry".
Upon her arrival, he drank the entire bottle of tequila, unzipped his pants and slams his dick on the table.
The barmaid screamed "You aren't going to shoot that off are you?"
"Hell no, I want you to kiss it. It will go off by itself".

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked,
"Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

Vito and Juliana were having their usual battle of the sexes.
"Italian men are all stupid," screamed Juliana.
"Oh, yeah?" yelled her husband. "I'll have you know it was an Italian man who invented the toilet seat!"
"And I'll have you know," said his wife, "it was an Italian woman who thought of putting a hole in it!"

A couple were driving through the countryside in an old, beat-up Volkswagen.
The fertile quiet of the scenery began to inspire some lascivious thoughts, so
they decided to pull over to the side of the road and engage in a little love making.
The girl quickly jumped out of the cramped car, stripped, lay spread-eagle on the lush,
green grass, and waited. And waited. And waited...
"Honey," she yelled, "if you don't get out of dat Volkswagen, I's won't be in the mood much longer!"
"Baby," he lamented, "if I don't get out of the mood, I won't get out of this here Volkswagen!"

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