[PostmansCorner] HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!

 

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

Celebrating the fourth:Outdoor Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events
is put into motion.
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(insert smug expression and "isn't that steak a beaut!")
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The mans ask the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women.
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