THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much
trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~Maureen Murphy
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
With all the hubbub surrounding the Trayvon Martin
case, I finally heard someone say something that made sense:
Bill Cosby, the latest in a string of celebrities asked to publicly
weigh in on the Trayvon Martin case, said the biggest issue in the
17-year-old's killing at the hands of 28-year-old neighborhood watchman
George Zimmerman is not race--it's guns.
"I believe that when you tell me that you're going to protect the neighborhood
that I live in, I don't want you to have a gun," Cosby, 74, said in an interview
with CNN's "State of the Union" broadcast on Sunday. "I want you to be
able to see something, report it, and get out of the way, because you happen
to be a part of the neighborhood.
I don't want you to get hurt. And I don't want you to hurt anyone."
While I believe in the right to keep and bear arms, I also believe there
is no place in our nation and community for vigilantism. Some times it just
takes a guy like Bill to put things in perspective.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The comics
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what's happened
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whatever talk
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hung
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humpin
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
spicy hot
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Michigan's latest tourism ad....
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A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm; his wife is
lying in bed reading.
The guy says, "This is the pig I have sex with whenever you have a
headache."
The wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
The guy says, "I think YOU'LL find I was talking to the sheep!"
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The chairman of the board of our company called me into his
office to tell me the good news: I was being promoted to
Vice President o Corporate Research and Planning. Of course,
I was excited, but that didn't stop me from asking for my new
title to be changed to ViceP resident of Corporate Planning and Research.
"Why?" asked the chairman?
"Because," I said, "our organization uses abbreviated job titles,
and I don't want be known as VP of CRAP."
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Ramona said, "My, but you look different today," to Marianne,
a coworker at the hospital. "Your hair is extra curly, and you
have this wide-eyed look. What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?"
"No!" replied Marianne. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."
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Thoughts On Aging
- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.
- You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
- The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
- Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
- You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
- Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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