THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I would like to share an experience with you all, about
drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been
known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our
way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some
friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!
If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I
can arrange to return it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
several more years
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don't worry about it
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the elevator flasher
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omg !!!!
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a free hand
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cell Phones In Church
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a hot barbershop
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Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a
man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up
and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look
at that bowlegged man!" His mother was so embarrassed.
"John, your manners are atrocious! You need some
culture, young man!" For the next month Little Johnny
was forced to read Shakespeare every night.
When his detention was finally over, she again took
him to the same mall and sure enough, the same bowlegged
man came walking toward them. Had Little Johnny
learned anything from the great bard?
Yes. This time, as the man approached, Little Johnny cried out,
"Hark! What manner of man is this me sees, who wears his balls in parentheses?"
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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut,
but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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