THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"If my life is of no value to my friends,
then it is of no value to me."
Joseph Smith
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A few days ago, I developed an
absolutely hellacious sore
throat. That can be pretty
dangerous for you if you have emphasyma
like me. It does not take much more to develope
into respiratory pneumonia, which could be deadly.
for yours truly. But then, when it turned into a
real bad cold and chest cough, I thought I was fortunate,
taking it to mean that I'm getting better, right? Well, be-
cause I have high blood pressure, you can't buy just any over the
counter remedy, and most of that sort of thing is expensive. Then, you
ever try to wear a cpap mask when you have snot dripping from your nose
every thirty seconds? Besides which, I'm coughing so loudly
I am surprised the neighbors have not filed a noise comp-
plaint. Needless to say, the war department and my
son and daughter are avoiding me like the plague.
Just shove my dinner plate under the door hon, no worries.
And I find myself wishing that I would just curl
up in a corner and die, or wondering why I
haven't! So, you see? Comfort yourself by
realizing there is somebody out there who
is having a worse day than you are!
We hope you are having a better
day than me!
TRUST ME s' truth!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wedding gift
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g026.html
romantic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g027.html
girls vs guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g028.html
on fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g029.html
the odds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Red Skelton - Old Time Radio - Telephones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1605.html
don rickles on the dean martin show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1606.html
I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her of my
uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by
holding their breasts in my hands.
She thought I was putting her on but was curious none the less.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then
give it a go! .
I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she
could contain herself no longer & asked " When was I born then?
I replied "Yesterday" .
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Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
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Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?
Witness: After the accident?
Lawyer: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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