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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

"Space and time are the framework within which
the mind is constrained to construct its experience of reality."
Immanuel Kant
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

She's single...

She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work yesterday evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

hangover
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high blood pressure
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Mr. Potato head
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f003.html

Dude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f004.html

what a woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

I'm gay!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1580.html

Commercial Birdie (2012) - Centraal Beheer Achmea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1581.html

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid
to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks,
one turned to the other and said,
"Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?"
The other answered,
"Yeah! It's probably because they have
real toys to play with!"
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night"
"Aww did you?" the wife replies.
"Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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