THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I detest that man who hides one thing in the
depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
Homer, The Iliad
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:
Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well
or whether you are going to die.
If you get well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven,
then you have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,
that you won't have time to worry!
So, Why Worry? Be Happy
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hi daddy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g021.html
any history
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g022.html
if you look
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g023.html
through his mouth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g024.html
have you seen the new Titanic movie?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
gay airlines
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1603.html
I'm surprised she sank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1604.html
There were three babies in a woman's stomach, and they
were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up.
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber."
The others laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?"
He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be an electrician."
The others laughed at this and asked "why an electrician?"
He replied, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"
The third one said "I wanna be a boxer."
The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a
full 5 minutes, before asking, "why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"
He replied, "so I can beat the hell out of that bald guy
who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!"
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She's A Keeper If You Hear Woman Say . . .
I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!
This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.
Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.
You're my daddy! You're my daddy!
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Frida
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A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young
couple was engaged in oral sex. "Back ladies, back" cried the leader!
"There's a very dangerous beast out there!"
But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the
deed happening. They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing.
"Well, err, if you must know, uh, they were practicing
a brand new form of artificial respiration.
Yeah, that's it, its artificial respiration!"
"WOW!" exclaimed the oldest of the group.
"I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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