THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I do not fear death,
more importantly, I do not
fear life
Steven Seagall
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is good to be back with all of you!
My thanks to all who wrote in while I was gone.
Some of you were concerned that my absense for
these past few days was illness related. Nope,
none of that. I am as healthy as expected. I typically
take the last few days of each month off just
to take a little break from the daily grind of
publishing, it helps me maintain my sanity.
I apologize that I did not let everyone know.
Figgered everybody would know the reason. Next time
I'll include a little note so y'all don't think I
died or something. Nice to be missed!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
where is she?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e031.html
young man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e032.html
I saw dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e033.html
lovely
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e034.html
I don't get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Sticky Buddy Dub
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1578.html
Gay Crossing Guard Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1579.html
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For
example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door
to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches
for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Until she is totally exhausted. Once she's done, she goes to the
kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let
them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?"
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A girl asks her mother: "What is sex?"
Mother replies: "Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who
offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with
him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go on
his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket."
Then the girl asks her mother: "What is super sex?"
Mother: "Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by a
chauffeur, and a stylish man is sitting in the back -- who takes you
to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive
caviar. Then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex
more than once. Then you part with an envelope containing a thousand
dollars in your pocket.
And then the girl asks her mother: "What is love?"
Mother: "Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex
with you for free."
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A man stubbed his toe so badly he decided to go to the doctor.
When he arrived at the office, the nurse directed him to remove his
clothes and wait in the next room.
"I just hurt my toe," complained the man. "Why do I need to take off
my clothes?"
"Everyone who sees the doctor has to undress," explained the nurse
politely. "It's our policy."
"Well, I think it's a stupid policy! Making me undress just to look
at my toe! Geeez!"
From the next room another man's voice piped up. . .
"That's nothing! I just came here to fix the telephone!"
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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