The Postman's Corner!
He has the most who is most content with the least.
Diogenes
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So how was your Easter? Mine was fantastic.
Church offered a sunrise breakfast that featured
one of my favs...sausage bisquits and gravy. Have
not had that in ages. Then for lunch, war depatment
fixed the traditional ham, along with generous portions
of potato salad, corn on the cobb, and other fabulously
wonderful food. There is so much leftovers we probably
will not need to cook for at least a week. Certainly it
will be at least a couple days anyway before I feel the
need to eat! Everything was great however, somehow I
managed to pick up a very nasty adware infection on the
puter. It was a bit of a challenge but eventually I got
things back to normal and my puter system seems to be
functioning normally. We passed on the easter egg hunt
and candy this year, our only grand daughter is not yet
1, so she is probably a little young to appreciate such
things. But I am looking forward to next year.
I hope your day was as good as mine!
And as always,
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
anti social
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g001.html
a switch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g002.html
married
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g003.html
high maintenance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g004.html
a worm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
assisted suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1595.html
your call from CVS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1596.html
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
- Both take up too much space on the bed.
- Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
- Both are threatened by their own kind.
- Both mark their territory.
- Both are bad at asking you questions.
- Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
- Neither does any dishes.
- Both pass gas shamelessly.
- Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- Both like dominance games.
- Both are suspicious of the postman.
- Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
- Neither understands what you see in cats.
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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