THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
He is not here, he is risen!
Matt.28:6
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY EASTER to you and yours!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
chocolate
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easter balls!
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nice um...ears!
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the bad kids
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happy easter
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Egg And Jerry
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Happy Tree Friends Toothy's Easter Smoochie
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Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it".
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.
Q. Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath?
A. He didn't want to be hard boiled.
Q. How did the egg roll across the road?
A. It just rolled, silly!
Q. How do eggs stay healthy?
A. They "Egg-cercize".
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day,
and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is
to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled
him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the
Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in
the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How
come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
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There's no such thing as too much candy. A cute little
tail attracts a lot of attention Some body parts should
be floppy All work and no play can make you a basket case.
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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