THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Understand that a self-centered attitude is the source of all
suffering, and concern for others is the source of
all happiness and goodness
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
"I have just three things to teach:
simplicity, patience, compassion.
These three are your greatest treasures.
Simple in actions and in thoughts,
you return to the source of being.
Patient with both friends and enemies,
you accord with the way things are.
Compassionate toward yourself,
you reconcile all beings in the world."
-Lao-Tzu
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
men vs women see...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g016.html
great news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g017.html
dreams
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g018.html
got milk?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g019.html
recession style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the blond and the library
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1601.html
gags
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1602.html
A man was laying on the beach. The wind came up
and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big
toe sticking out.
An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking
up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She
humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and
left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what
happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore
on it. He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he
had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare."
The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this
morning with athlete's pussy."
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The teacher was asking all the kids in the class what
their parents did for a living. Mary got up and said,
"My Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect."
"Great," said the teacher. Michael got up and said,
"My Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife." "Good,"
said the teacher. Johnny was last in the class and when he
got up he said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute." Knowing
better about his background and always striving to correct
the kids, the teacher said, "You mean she is a prostitute."
"No," Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the prostitute,
but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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