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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
Shirley MacLaine

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you consider yourself to be a part of
mainstream Christianity, today is known as
Good Friday. It is part of the Paschal Triduum.
Most Christians believe it is the day of Crucifixion.
The year would be AD 33, (or 34, the date popularized by
Isaac Newton) and the day many believe marks the death of
Jesus Christ. Whatever way you choose to celebrate this
special day, hold your family close and celebrate
the day with you family and loved ones. There
can be no others better to share it with!

A big shout out to my friend Charles,
and a howdy thankyou for the
gift!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

I told you
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the bright side
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that's what happens
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my wife
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yes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

the car wash
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a fashion statement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1590.html

A population control program had been introduced to the island,
but the medical men were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills.
They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
One of the men who came in had had eight children in eight years,
and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath.
He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby.
About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant.
The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave
him a long lecture through an interpreter.
He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."
The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the hell
his wife is pregnant again?""He says," said the interpreter, "that
after six days he had to take a piss so badly that he cut the end off."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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