THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Best Buy has announced a sweeping, all encompassing new warranty
program. In an effort to prevent looming store closures
caused by slow sales in 2012, The mega company has announced
an innovative, "warranty for life". For now, the program applies
only to your computer. For the small and inexpensive
sum of 100$, regardless of where you purchased it, or old it is.
you can put your puter under warranty at Bestbuy for
You heard it...a nominal fee of 100 bux, even if you did not
purchase your computer there. Simply press your f13 key on your
keyboard to qualify for this offer.:)
Store spokemen say that if the program is sucsessful, they may
extend it to other major appliances such as flat screen tvs also.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
spring time
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intelligent
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r u sure?
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my former wife
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sorry?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Amy's Hidden Camera at JCPenney
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Flappers - The Roaring Twenties
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From the Golden girls:
Rose entering the kitchen:
"finally, it all paid off!"
Dorothy: "What's that, Rose?"
Rose: "All those contests I entered,
All the letter writing.
I finally won something.
And you said, I never would."
Dorothy: "I'm surprised I even cared...
what did you win?"
Rose: "A free prostrate exam!"
Dorothy: "Oh lucky you!"
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Good Girls, Bad Girl's And Naughty Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Naughty girls unbutton your pants
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Naughty girls wax your nutsack
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Naughty girls do it with whips and chains
Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any
Naughty girls don't really give a shit
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls
Naughty girls want a " pearl necklace "
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
Naughty girls pack their dildos
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
Naughty girls make you wear high heels
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
Naughty girls have sex all over the place
Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters
Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra
Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?
Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them.
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SIGNS SHE IS BORED IN BED:
Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
Only moans during commercial breaks.
You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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